tastefullyoffensive:


[lefthandedtoons]
theflanderspigeonmurderer:

misterfilms:

“This guy’s walkin’ down a street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep he can’t get out. A doctor passes by and the guy shouts up, “Hey you! Can you help me out?” The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole, and moves on. Then a priest comes along and the guy shouts up, “Father, I’m down in this hole; can you help me out?” The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a friend walks by. “Hey, Joe, it’s me. Can ya help me out?” And the friend jumps in the hole. Our guy says, “Are ya stupid? Now we’re both down here.” The friend says, “Yeah, but I’ve been down here before and I know the way out.”
- Leo McGarry, The West Wing

theflanderspigeonmurderer:

misterfilms:

This guy’s walkin’ down a street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep he can’t get out. A doctor passes by and the guy shouts up, “Hey you! Can you help me out?” The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole, and moves on. Then a priest comes along and the guy shouts up, “Father, I’m down in this hole; can you help me out?” The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a friend walks by. “Hey, Joe, it’s me. Can ya help me out?” And the friend jumps in the hole. Our guy says, “Are ya stupid? Now we’re both down here.” The friend says, “Yeah, but I’ve been down here before and I know the way out.”

- Leo McGarry, The West Wing

argyleapple:


New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)


i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

argyleapple:

New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail

toxicwinner:

how many times have i seen the prettiest girls w the ugliest guys and I’m staring at him wondering if it’s the way the light is hitting his face or smth and she’s looking at me like stay away from my man…listen im just trying to solve a puzzle you beautiful idiot

40514294s:

awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

incognito

40514294s:

awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

incognito

thezefronposter:

can we talk about the gossip girl summary on netflix

thezefronposter:

can we talk about the gossip girl summary on netflix

shslequius:

*puts shoulder on son* hand

awwww-cute:

My Friend was afraid the dog wouldn’t like the idea of a puppy I think we are in the clear

awwww-cute:

My Friend was afraid the dog wouldn’t like the idea of a puppy I think we are in the clear

citgo:

rosaparking:

GRAPES ARE DISGUSTING

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