You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.
and then things got unholy
I covered my cat in flowers
I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr.
Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day
you should be expecting that.
this is the highest quality piece of artwork i have ever created
me in Spanish class
teacher: if you don’t do your homework you’re only hurting yourself
i used to associate the verb “slay” with dragons, those were better times
do not call me daddy in bed. i have had beers with your father. he is a nice man. do not get me involved.
okayyy can everybody stop talking shit about ppl who give their dogs and cats all-vegan diets, i fed my cat all raw vegan food since he was a kitten and he lived a very happy four years :)
i turned around to my desk and saw this glory in my magnifying mirror