the rich white boy is 100% scarier than the clown like honestly I’m not even making a white boy joke like this character is scaring me more than the damn clown
Hello, everybody. This is going to be extremely explicit. So… if you don’t like swearing, um, or angry people — from Wisconsin — then turn your mothereffing camera off NOW. I just got back from Bath and Body Works and I am going to start from the veeery beginning. (sigh) I’m so…
accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back
me when I see a train: look there’s a train
me: hi, can i have a large—
starbucks employee: you mean a venti?
me: can we not do this