vinebox:

lmao

my music appreciation presentation rough draft was due on monday and i still haven’t turned it in oops! 

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

fukkkres:

reverseracist:

fukkkres is a white boy who says the n word and yall dont say anything cuz he makes those “im off my period” jokes every week

how you ont fuck wit me but you be followin my posts lol

kanyewesticle:

helloath:

whatt did the penguin say to the boy holding a pen and looking at his pencilcase

pen go in

that was painful to read

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

kanyewesticle:

sometimes i wish i can like texts so i dont have to text back

wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy