emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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heterhoesexual:

when your mom asks what your plans are for the weekend

heterhoesexual:

when your mom asks what your plans are for the weekend

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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vinebox:

Old Heads be doing the most when a throwback play on the radio

lanactrlaltdelrey:

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

chipotlazy:

never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie

710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????

virginitity:

vfilthy:

I’M SO HAPPY

was kanye even moving

virginitity:

vfilthy:

I’M SO HAPPY

was kanye even moving