katie-kat94:

pleatedjeans:

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The rare moment when YouTube comments go right.

Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
Child: We'll wake up the books.
Parent: That's right.
foxbabies:

diabeetus01:

You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.

and then things got unholy

foxbabies:

diabeetus01:

You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.

Patrick killed a lot of people.

and then things got unholy

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coltre:

I covered my cat in flowers

coltre:

I covered my cat in flowers

heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

whitepeopleofficial:

Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day

antiocial:

you should be expecting that.

sonicpinballparty:

this is the highest quality piece of artwork i have ever created

sonicpinballparty:

this is the highest quality piece of artwork i have ever created

jzammito:

me in Spanish class

jzammito:

me in Spanish class

wannabeotakuboy:

teacher: if you don’t do your homework you’re only hurting yourself

me: image

virusexe:

i used to associate the verb “slay” with dragons, those were better times

cooldudebro:

do not call me daddy in bed. i have had beers with your father. he is a nice man. do not get me involved. 

dewitts:

sodomywithsaddam:

okayyy can everybody stop talking shit about ppl who give their dogs and cats all-vegan diets, i fed my cat all raw vegan food since he was a kitten and he lived a very happy four years :)

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unimpressedcats:

i turned around to my desk and saw this glory in my magnifying mirror

unimpressedcats:

i turned around to my desk and saw this glory in my magnifying mirror